post match rub down

For next season, i reckon we got more important things to sort out

the wife has oasked to test the waters regarding her professional services at home games(NO JOKES) shes a qualified beauty therapist, although not a physio
and offer to give a short back, arm and leg relaxing massage to any that would like, she wouldnt be able to do all tho, so it be sorted before hand.
she wont do it for nothing tho, as its her day off on sundays and the oils is expensive.
id recommend it like
but if any of you asked for extras shed kick your arse, id find it funny...(butch)
but if any of yous want a proper back massage at her salon its called face to face i think its over £30 for 45 mins, all body for males has been banned by the owner just ask for leanne,(the wife) but all the other girls are just as good,
let me know yer thaughts