From the makers of Any Given Sunday...

comes the story of two young men desperate to dominate the line of scrimmage and get one over on each other any way possible in........................

Cumbria Mariners (staring Marco (the greatest Center in The Mariners history) and Butch (a chav who gets beaten up every monday and thursday night!)
Guest staring the ball!





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5 out of 5 says The Cumberland News (a true story of Cumbrian chavness and immaturity against Italian style and strength)



Rated 18 - Contains scenes of violence, blood and gestures of a sexual, explicit and gay nature (Butch)

F**KING CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See your favourite Whitehaven chav Butch collapse after 10 seconds of warm up, shag a sheep, attempt to down 5 pints in 1 minute and streak along Whitehaven Harbour!!

You forgot to mention chasing Simon's bird.

That bird still hides on the kitchens highest point when strangers enter the house.

Marco that's a f***ing belter...my money's on the Italian Stallion!!!

UHHHHHHH ADRIAAAAANNNNN!!!!!! The Chav might just pull it out though

Class, Marco

Check out Butch, the sexy care worker pmsl

Butchalina, the care worker from hell pmsl!

marco u put stuff like this up to make u feel better about your massive amount of fumbles late snaps and lack of power. u have got stronger but can still be held off with one hand when u actualy get ur fat ass off the line u have the speed and power ov a baby tortoise. so before u put stuff on here to make your self feel better about your poor quality of play and when you can get up off the line quick enough and i dont have to have a cupper while u pull yourself to your feet we will talk.

loads of love butch xxx
ps your kneepads will be usefull on monday you will need dem princess chow 4 now xxxx

held off with one had

Whats a had?

Also, that was the longest sentence i have ever seen without any kind of punctuation.

We all know bitch, I mean butch, can't use punctuation!!!