Girdles Aloud

I saw this add in the paper, no joke, thought some of you might like to apply:


Girdles Aloud

The Cumbria Mariners Offensive Line are holding open auditions to find a final member of the hottest girl band around 'GIRDLES ALOUD'.
Since the departure of the red headed siren Butch Fergerson to embark on her as yet unfruitful solo career. The band have had worldwide hit singles with Sound of the underground and Love machine mainly written by Fergerson. This begs the question 'how will his departure, and the entry of a new member effect the groups dynamic?' Current members Craig, Manford, Reece and Dave have, of course, risen after the loss of previous band members Marco and Kev and had personal triumphs since, as Manford reached #63 in FHMs fit list and Daves multimillion pound contract to star in 3 adult films in the coming 2 years. For your chance to join this modern day supergroup, your must fulfil the following conditions as set out by band manager 'Big Smithy'

Singing/dancing experience
16+ stone
Reasonably good looking
No more than 45% body fat
High Agression levels
Ability to travel to Maryport for rehearsals
MUST look good in a padded girdle

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ok35nLH7wts

butch b4 she left gridles aloud




on G A on the rampage
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EgWsl06epLU

don't you mean no less than 45% body fat.


Also ... Get on with some work!

Paddy wrote:don't you mean no less than 45% body fat.

hey
thats just insulting.....

WE ARE NOT FAT just obese

hit the manager on the eed with a sign lol


only in america