butch's remarkable powers of recovery

I thought I would give you all a progress report on Butch's injured ankle. Yeah he went to hospital and was told he hadn't broken it but had a bad sprain. Well by the time I'd dropped his gear off after training he'd developed self-healing powers that the cheerleader off Heroes would be proud of (that's the first and only time Buch and cheerleaders will be mentioned in the same sentence) and was downing pints in Shakers in Whitehaven!!!

Wow... what the hell is he using on those ankles? He could market that!

In other words..... Butch left training early for a few pints in town and thought the only way to get out of it would be to fake a broken leg?

I think Butch just wanted time to practise his guitar.

Extra fitness for everyone on butch's return.

Fitness? what's that?

Spike Spike Spike

You are in the peak physical shape for a man your age.

Only problem is fitness for the o line is beer, jog, beer, jog, beer, beer, beer, jog, throw up, have a kebab.

I know it seems harsh but football is about total dedication

Steve

I like to keep the body guessing by varying my fitness regime, so would i be able to substitute the Kebab for a Curry?
Enjoyed practice last night though, even if i ran out off all physical capability after three plays. Didn't suffer too badly though, i stopped pissing blood and vomiting an hour ago, and the Doc reckons i'll be on my feet by April.
Cheers
Spike

I think Butch is an inspiration to us all