My tip for the grand national is..........

.............the horse that finishes in front of all the others!!

Like i would tell you mugs what i'm betting on (Mon Mome & Hedgehunter!) whoops!!

waaahoooooo ive just won the national im riiiiiiiiiiichhhhhhhh

marco your horses might taste nice with batter on

I made 5 bets.

Like the last 2 years i managed to pick 5 loosers

You gonna be a good lad now dave & pay for our training on monday night?! You know you want to!

erm no
my six year old has claimed my winnings we going to WWE wrestilng in a fortnight have you any idea HOW FUCKIN MUCH THAT COSTS.

Yeah, but to bad it isn't real!

Nellie, i paid £15 for Wrestlemania and you're telling me Vicky Guerrero isn't really wheelchair bound and the wrestlers aren't acting?! That sucks, can i get my £15 back?!

Hemight be really in a wheelchair, but when I saw them year ago, WWF, they acted like mad men in the ring and then were going into the same limo for a party wi th loads of ladies

I heard it was holograms.

Hulk Hogan has actually been played by 9 different actors, the current version is a girl called Gail.

Maybe for TV, but in West "By God" Virginia the couldn't afford them so they got the real dudes, The Road Warriors and another tag team lot.